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Our Esteemed Faculty

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Dr. Chloe T
President

Chloe T. is a cool person. She has a PhD in Discord Moderation from UC Davis, a Bachelors of Arts in Online Discussions, and has studied Server Design at the University of Cambridge.

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Dr. Kayla M. Chicanery
Head of IT

Kayla M. Chicanery is a total Weezer lover who also loves weezer. Did I mention she loves weezer? Also, she loves weezer.

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Biggreen10
Dean of Admissions

Ask him for this.

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JP Kapth
Assosciate Director of Admissions

JP is a professional yapper, acquiring her PhD in Pasadena. She likes to use comic sans on her powerpoints for meetings.

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Ms. Celeste G
Head of Undergraduate Outreach

Celeste is a frog who enjoys hopping around all day. You can see her by the river.

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DirectXbox
Dean of the Ponzi School of Scamming

DirectXbox, also knows as Charles P. Bianci, is a certified scammer.

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Ismay
Provost, Westcote School of the Arts

Ask Ismay for this

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R. Heatran
Dean Of Undergraduate Research

Heatran only leaves Stark Mountain Chamber every five days to restock his mini-fridge with Kool-Aid and Caprisun. In his free time, he likes to go lava fishing with his buddy Groudon.