College Schools and Majors Showcase

Westcote School of the Arts
Westcote School of the Arts fosters creativity and innovation through programs in visual arts, performing arts, and digital media.

Dean: Dr. Ismay Jones

Founded: 1620

Total Students: 1200

Majors and Programs

Minecraft Architecture
Major

With the growth of the metaverse, Minecraft Architecture blends design, engineering, and creativity to build immersive virtual environments. Students gain expertise in pixelated design and block-based innovation.

Degree: Bachelor of Architecture (B.Arch)

KPOP Performance and Arts
Major

Blending high-energy performance, musical precision, and global pop culture, KPOP Performance and Arts trains students in the art of Korean pop entertainment. This program develops skills in choreography, vocal performance, stage presence, and multimedia artistry, preparing graduates for the international music industry.

Degree: Bachelor of Fine Arts (B.F.A.)

School of Astrology
The School of Astrology offers a deep exploration of celestial phenomena, predictive analysis, and cosmic interpretation.

Dean: Dr. Portal McStars

Founded: 1400

Total Students: 900

Majors and Programs

Portal Astrology
Major

Portal astrology focuses on deciphering the early signals of a college admissions decision. From inspecting code to examining checklists, students will learn cutting-edge techniques to unravel what college admissions offices are really hiding.

Degree: Bachelor of Science (B.S.)

Email Astrology
Minor

The Minor in Email Astrology delves into the mystical art of analyzing college admissions emails to predict whether a student has been accepted. By studying astrological signs, language cues, and cosmic energy patterns in email communications, students gain the ability to interpret the subtle messages hidden in acceptance or rejection letters.

Degree: Minor Program

School of College
The School of College studies the intricacies of college applications, admissions strategies, and consulting.

Dean: Dr. Jp Thompson

Founded: 1984

Total Students: 1500

Majors and Programs

Essay Studies
Minor

Essay Studies encourages students to learn about the inner workings of college essays. By combining ideation, originality, and revision, students will be able to write and analyze any college essay prompt.

Degree: Minor Program

Admissions Dynamics
Major

The Admissions Dynamics major focuses on the journey from prospective applicant to enrollee. Students learn the nuances of application review, decision analytics, and the sociology of admissions.

Degree: Bachelor of Arts (B.A.)

Rankings Sciences
Minor

Rankings Sciences analyzes the methodology, psychology, and impact of college rankings. Students explore how institutions game the system and how rankings affect public perception.

Degree: Minor Program

College Admissions Consulting
Major

College Admissions Consulting focuses on the strategies and techniques used to navigate the college admissions process. Students learn how to guide applicants through the complexities of applications, interviews, and decision-making.

Degree: Bachelor of Arts (B.A.)

Suits School of Law
Suits School of Law trains future legal professionals with a focus on courtroom strategy, corporate law, and high-stakes litigation.

Dean: Dr. Smith Williams

Founded: 1800

Total Students: 700

Majors and Programs

Pre-Law
Ppe-Professional Track

Pre-Law explores the intersection of law, policy, and society, providing a strong foundation in critical thinking, ethical reasoning, and persuasive communication. Develop analytical skills to navigate complex legal systems and influence public discourse effectively.

Degree: Non Degree

Better Call Saul Studies
Minor

The Minor in Better Call Saul Studies dives into the world of legal strategy, ethics, and the colorful characters inspired by the iconic television series. Students will examine the fine line between right and wrong in law, exploring case studies from the show and how they relate to real-world legal practices.

Degree: Bachelor of Arts (B.A.)

Illegal Studies
Major

The Major in Illegal Studies is for those who wish to explore the *dark side* of the law, focusing on the art of defending the most notorious criminals and mastering the legal techniques that ensure their freedom. Students will delve into the ethics, strategy, and psychological nuances of representing clients often considered irredeemable, while developing cutting-edge defense tactics to challenge the justice system itself.

Degree: Bachelor of Arts (B.A.)

Alex School of Computer Science
Suits School of Law trains future legal professionals with a focus on courtroom strategy, corporate law, and high-stakes litigation.

Dean: Sir Alexander The 3rd

Founded: 2017

Total Students: 900

Majors and Programs

McDonald's Training and Workforce Readiness
Major

As career outcomes evolve in the tech landscape, and as unemployment becomes more common, this program prepares graduates for real-world application of skills in fast-paced, team-driven environments. The McDonald's Training and Workforce Readiness major offers practical instruction in service efficiency, team coordination, and corporate-standard operating procedures — bridging the gap between computer science education and gainful employment.

Degree: Bachelor of Arts (B.A.)