College Schools and Majors Showcase
Dean: Dr. Ismay Jones
Founded: 1620
Total Students: 1200
Majors and Programs
With the growth of the metaverse, Minecraft Architecture blends design, engineering, and creativity to build immersive virtual environments. Students gain expertise in pixelated design and block-based innovation.
Degree: Bachelor of Architecture (B.Arch)
Blending high-energy performance, musical precision, and global pop culture, KPOP Performance and Arts trains students in the art of Korean pop entertainment. This program develops skills in choreography, vocal performance, stage presence, and multimedia artistry, preparing graduates for the international music industry.
Degree: Bachelor of Fine Arts (B.F.A.)
Dean: Dr. Portal McStars
Founded: 1400
Total Students: 900
Majors and Programs
Portal astrology focuses on deciphering the early signals of a college admissions decision. From inspecting code to examining checklists, students will learn cutting-edge techniques to unravel what college admissions offices are really hiding.
Degree: Bachelor of Science (B.S.)
The Minor in Email Astrology delves into the mystical art of analyzing college admissions emails to predict whether a student has been accepted. By studying astrological signs, language cues, and cosmic energy patterns in email communications, students gain the ability to interpret the subtle messages hidden in acceptance or rejection letters.
Degree: Minor Program
Dean: Dr. Jp Thompson
Founded: 1984
Total Students: 1500
Majors and Programs
Essay Studies encourages students to learn about the inner workings of college essays. By combining ideation, originality, and revision, students will be able to write and analyze any college essay prompt.
Degree: Minor Program
The Admissions Dynamics major focuses on the journey from prospective applicant to enrollee. Students learn the nuances of application review, decision analytics, and the sociology of admissions.
Degree: Bachelor of Arts (B.A.)
Rankings Sciences analyzes the methodology, psychology, and impact of college rankings. Students explore how institutions game the system and how rankings affect public perception.
Degree: Minor Program
College Admissions Consulting focuses on the strategies and techniques used to navigate the college admissions process. Students learn how to guide applicants through the complexities of applications, interviews, and decision-making.
Degree: Bachelor of Arts (B.A.)
Dean: Dr. Smith Williams
Founded: 1800
Total Students: 700
Majors and Programs
Pre-Law explores the intersection of law, policy, and society, providing a strong foundation in critical thinking, ethical reasoning, and persuasive communication. Develop analytical skills to navigate complex legal systems and influence public discourse effectively.
Degree: Non Degree
The Minor in Better Call Saul Studies dives into the world of legal strategy, ethics, and the colorful characters inspired by the iconic television series. Students will examine the fine line between right and wrong in law, exploring case studies from the show and how they relate to real-world legal practices.
Degree: Bachelor of Arts (B.A.)
The Major in Illegal Studies is for those who wish to explore the *dark side* of the law, focusing on the art of defending the most notorious criminals and mastering the legal techniques that ensure their freedom. Students will delve into the ethics, strategy, and psychological nuances of representing clients often considered irredeemable, while developing cutting-edge defense tactics to challenge the justice system itself.
Degree: Bachelor of Arts (B.A.)
Dean: Sir Alexander The 3rd
Founded: 2017
Total Students: 900
Majors and Programs
As career outcomes evolve in the tech landscape, and as unemployment becomes more common, this program prepares graduates for real-world application of skills in fast-paced, team-driven environments. The McDonald's Training and Workforce Readiness major offers practical instruction in service efficiency, team coordination, and corporate-standard operating procedures — bridging the gap between computer science education and gainful employment.
Degree: Bachelor of Arts (B.A.)